To try to lighten up the day a bit, I've decided to make it competition day!
To enter, it's rather simple. I know that Marceline over at Asking For Trouble had great fun answering questions posed by readers at Formspring, so I'm going to follow in her footsteps and have my own quiz!
To be in with a chance of winning this Home Sweet F&!king Home sampler, above, simply click here to ask us a question or leave your question in the comments (remember to leave your email address too!).
You can ask anything you like - serious, funny, factual, personal - I'll answer them and we'll all have fun, capiche? Then the winner will take this sampler home to roost on their mantelpiece and frighten the neighbours.
The winner is the person who asks the question I like best, so it's up to you to make it interesting! There are also 2 runner up prizes of I heart gin coasters, as the winners of the last giveaway were LOSERS who did not claim their prizes!
The competition is open for a whole week - the closing date is Monday 26th April at 12 noon. I do reserve the right not to answer anything even I think is inappropriate! You can also get extra brownie points and good karma for spreading the word via Twitter, your blog, Facebook, etc, too. The competition is open internationally.
Now, get your thinking caps on!